3 definitions by Ring Lardner III

Gymogen

Nickname of a a flatmate christened Imogen in response to her spending increasingly longer and unexplained periods at the gym.

A portmanteau of Gym (abbreviation of Gymnasium) and Imogen.

#1 Sam: Hey where's Imogen?

Jakob: Probably at the gym.

Sam: Classic Gymogen.

#2
Imogen: Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was in the gym.

Flatmates in unison: Gymogen!

#3

Sam: Where's Gymogen?

Imogen: (walking in) I've been in the pool all day.

Sam: Maybe we should call you Swimogen!

(Awkward silence ensues)

by Ring Lardner III December 2, 2012

Empire Biscuit

When two guys spit roast a menstruating girl. On ejaculation, they "glaze" her with their semen.

Carl: "D'you wanna go see "Rum Diary" at 8?"
Faith: "Sorry bro, I'm baking an Empire Biscuit with Jakob and Gabi"

"This coffee shop is the perfect place to pick up a girl who likes Empire Biscuits. I had a great one here last week"

Rebecca: "I feel really full after that Empire Biscuit"
Friend: "You dirty slut"

by Ring Lardner III November 14, 2011

Harriet Bolwell Production

Named for the famed Wintonian director, a Harriet Bolwell Production refers to a particularly cold event or place. So coined from the Baltic conditions she was apt to keep her Glasgow flat in, and for the see-the-actors'-breath temperatures of her production of Alan Bennett's The History Boys.

C on a B, this wind'd freeze the 'nads off the Yeti himself- it's a regular Harriet Bolwell Production the night.

"Is it cold out?"
"Aye HBP pal, HBP"

"It was the coldest eve since records began, the whole winter was a Harriet Bolwell Run"

by Ring Lardner III December 14, 2012