Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Rider Joe

abtopchemphobia

I can't clean today, or ever, because I have abtopchemphobia,

One who is proud of being the biggest jackass. Someone who imbraces being a tool.

Joe is such a asstard, he calls himself the toolmaster.

A desire or urge for retaliation. To get even with somebody, payback time.

Don't make me go underwood on you.