toolmaster

One who is proud of being the biggest jackass. Someone who imbraces being a tool.
Joe is such a asstard, he calls himself the toolmaster.
by Rider Joe May 10, 2009
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underwood

A desire or urge for retaliation. To get even with somebody, payback time.
Don't make me go underwood on you.
by Rider Joe May 09, 2009
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abtopchemphobia

I can't clean today, or ever, because I have abtopchemphobia,
by Rider Joe August 24, 2012
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