Definitions by Ricky and Danny

Hess

Commonly used by gumpy kids to express excitement and joy.

"Dude, taco bell is open super late... hess!"

Hess by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005

Simultane 

When two gumpy men grab and caress eachothers man boobs simultaneosly. This act must be consentual.

"dude, lets go to tacobell and after lets go back simultane"

Simultane by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005

Gumpy 

A person who is extra strange, silly, nerdy and dorky. In any sequence of combination of the latter. The key to gumpyness is that the person that posseses these qualitys loves them... in every way. And the person must use the term "hess".

"dude, that guy who works at tacobell is extra gumpy"

Gumpy by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005