the western omelet

standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it

This town wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I gave her the western omelet.

by Rickety Rack November 10, 2007

the veggie omelet

standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.

The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.

by Rickety Rack November 10, 2007

the cheese omelet

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)

I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese

by Rickety Rack November 10, 2007