3 definition by Rickety Rack

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standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese
by Rickety Rack November 09, 2007

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standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.
The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet.
by Rickety Rack November 09, 2007

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standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it
This town wasn't big enough for the both of us, so I gave her the western omelet.
by Rickety Rack November 09, 2007

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