Definitions by Rick E Tan

Daylight curtains 

Curtains intended to block daylight from entering room. Essentially, blackout curtains as described by a moron.

It’s pretty bright in here, close them daylight curtains.

Daylight curtains by Rick E Tan October 5, 2020

Seal

Short for sea lion.

Man that baby seal head looks clubbable.

Seal by Rick E Tan February 14, 2019