Richard Platzman's definitions

9 armed

If something is 9 armed, that means it sucks, like Def Leppard.

Dude, that band we saw last night was totally 9 armed.

by Richard Platzman February 9, 2004

tonk

To strike with ones penis.

Joe tonked the handrail so hard it rang like a bell.

by Richard Platzman February 7, 2004