Definitions by Richard Platzman

9 armed 

If something is 9 armed, that means it sucks, like Def Leppard.

Dude, that band we saw last night was totally 9 armed.

9 armed by Richard Platzman February 9, 2004

tonk 

To strike with ones penis.

Joe tonked the handrail so hard it rang like a bell.

tonk by Richard Platzman February 7, 2004