Richard Johnson Jr.'s definitions

Cardboard Box

When a woman is surrounded by six tanned men who orient themselves into the shape of a box.

"Dude, Karen's such a slut, she got cardboard boxed last night!"

"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."

"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"

by Richard Johnson Jr. March 6, 2010