Bear Helmet

1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.

Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!

by Richard Goad May 13, 2005

PlaGue Bear

any being or entite that annoys, leads to your contraction of the plauge, or party-boys you .

"Geez, you are such a plaGue bear."

by Richard Goad May 13, 2005