Definitions by Richard Cook

nurses` watch 

an outsize clit

Fair play to her,not only did she have a huge pair of tits but the clit on her-it was more like a nurses` watch!

nurses` watch by Richard Cook March 28, 2003

faulty crop-sprayer 

The action your sphincter makes into the bog after a large night `on it`

Jesus my arse this morning after that `ruby`, it was going like a faulty crop-sprayer`!

faulty crop-sprayer by Richard Cook March 28, 2003