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A book written around 300 AD by Vatsyayana Mallanaga, and horribly translated into English and altered in Victorian times by a British army officer. Less than a quarter of the book is devoted to the sexual position graphics it is known for. The rest is advice that is either outdated or illegal by today's standards, such as seducing a virgin by giving her sculptures of goats with big erections and raping her if she won't put out.
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