Definitions by Rhesus monkey

Nutella poptart

When a man with diarrhea ejaculates in one side of toilet paper and wipes his rear with the other side and puts it in a refrigerator over night and feeds it to his partner

Y/n: Yo your girl looks hungry
Me: dont worry shes just fasting until i give her a nutella poptart

Nutella poptart by Rhesus monkey January 12, 2026