Blaximum Capacity

When you've reached the maximum number of black people in a room or especially an elevator.

Sorry Tyrone, we have reached our blaximum capacity for this elevator. You have to wait til the next one.

by RezaWrekt May 14, 2015

Cunt Cough

When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.

Susan, I almost orgasmed before you cunt coughed my dick out! Now I have blue balls! blue balls

by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015