Columbian white Christmas

When you blow a few grams to an ounce of cocaine into a woman's anus and proceed to have anal sex with her.

El Chapo enjoys having Columbian white Christmases with only the most high end prostitutes.

by Rew fergelle March 18, 2016

farnagle

(n.) Term relating to a stray turd dangling from one's anal hairs

Richard had a hard time pooping because of the unshakable farnagle

by Rew fergelle October 03, 2015