1 definition by Rev. Dr. Biko

Top Definition
1: to induce someone to convert to one's faith to Pastafarianism (www.venganza.org).

2: to recruit someone to join a Pastafarian party, Pastafarian institution, or Pastafarian cause

3: to move from "Apostasy" to "a pasta, see?"

(intransitive verb)
— pas·ta·ly·tize
— pas·ta·ly·tized
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·ing
— pas·ta·ly·ti·za·tion
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·er
On fridays we go to bars to pastalytize. At least we don't go door-to-door or bug you at a bus stop.
by Rev. Dr. Biko January 08, 2013
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