2 definitions by Retarded Mango

metrosexual

A gay guy whom only likes women.

Stan lives a gay lifestyle but loves women only so people call him metrosexual.

by Retarded Mango January 27, 2008

The fear of hair dryers, blow dryers, or any other hair drying product and emits hot air.

Tom screams at night when his wife uses the blow dryer because Tom has blowphobia.

by Retarded Mango January 29, 2008