The outlandish notion that you can be friends with your own dick.
"Yo, bitch. I bet you didn't know that my dick's so big that I've got a little friend with benefits."
"Ever since I've started gymnastics, I've gained a little friend with benefits."
"I've got a little friend with benefits that spots me when I do yoga. I'd never be able to perform the leaning mushroom without them."
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mug!
An adjective used to describe a person's behaviour as having a tendency to lean towards being overtly autistic with a solid touch of being a cunt.
The slang derives from the fact that Macintosh computers are associated with Steve Jobs who, while alive, was overtly autistic and a cunt.
Jeff Bezos and Tom Cruise are similar in that both have very punchable faces and that might have something to do with them being makkish.
