Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Remington Steele

free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.

I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.

When you can't tell if one of your homies is gay or not. You always wonder if he is hitting on you or just screwing around.

Dude, I can't tell. Lately he's been seeming like a big fred.

When you recieve oral pleasure while defecating on the toilet.

I went to the bathroom and got a blumpo from a random person.