Definitions by Regretful Lettuce

Trad-Shitter

A person who prefers to use the toilet without bringing a phone or other electronic entertainment, adhering to the traditional pre-smartphone bathroom experience.

“Gary leaves his phone on the kitchen counter every time he takes a dump. Dude’s a committed Trad-Shitter.”

Trad-Shitter by Regretful Lettuce August 16, 2026

Ambi-shitter

A person whose decision to bring their phone to the bathroom depends on the anticipated duration of the shit. An ambi-shitter may leave the phone behind for a quick tactical deployment, but brings it along when expecting an extended engagement.

“Sometimes I take my phone when I shit, sometimes I don’t. Depends how long I think I’ll be in there. I’m an ambi-shitter.”

Ambi-shitter by Regretful Lettuce August 14, 2026