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Definitions by Regina Filange

defiling the purity ring 

The type of sexual orientation in which you only have sex with virgins who have purity rings, taking said ring and throwing it into the closest corn field upon completion.
“Defiling the Purity Ring

Tyler said “Man, I had 5 Busch lights last night and ended up defining Emily’s purity ring; farmer Jon gon find that ring at harvest bruh!”

eva longoria 

An actress best known for playing Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. I don't care what anyone says, she's gorgeous!
Eva Longoria is #1 in my opinion. Also, she supports the San Antonio Spurs