Reeta Poon's definitions

Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.

Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.

by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008