Reeken Jockster's definitions

Scotsplain

The subtle art of telling Scots that they are not good enough to have their own independent nation.

Unionist: Scots depend upon the UK to fund their social welfare, so they run a huge deficit; therefore Scotland can never be an independent country.

Scot: Denmark and Ireland with less than a fifth of the natural resources of Scotland get on just fine. Your scotsplaining is pretty poor, pal.

by Reeken Jockster February 18, 2023