Definitions by Red Rexford

Buick Bypass 

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.

Don’t let him in. That bastard is trying to pull a Buick Bypass

Buick Bypass by Red Rexford November 11, 2019

Tip Flip 

The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently flips the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Tipping isn’t common courtesy, but it’s still mighty awkward to look the worker in the eye after selecting “no tip”

The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently swivels the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Already upset at your overpriced $15 salad with two kernel sized pieces of chicken, you hit no tip and watch the checkout clerk judge you.

Chad: Damn that was an awkward tip flip

Brad: Fuck that, I sure ain’t tipping on a $15 Sweetgreen salad

Tip Flip by Red Rexford November 11, 2019

Bitch Ditch 

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.

He’s trying to bitch ditch you. Don’t let that bastard in

Bitch Ditch by Red Rexford November 10, 2019