Definitions by Red Freeman

bonejob

A classy and discreet way of refering to railing some random slut. Takes its name from its sister term, blowjob.

Tack: Dude, I totally gave some chick a serious bonejob last night."
Freeman: He's talking about sex!"

bonejob by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

Chubbler 

Someone you wouldn't normally touch with Barna's dick, but if the beer googles set in you'll probably deem them bonejob worthy. Not quite fat, but a layer of blubber will usually cover their entire body. May be used as an acceptable gamepiece when hogging.

*See R. Freeman circa 2004

Examples:

1. Gerace: "Bro, I love chubblers." Merkent: "Are you fuckin' hammered?"
Hanley: "Jerkasses."

2. "Goodbye, Chubbler." (directed at a pudgy stuffed gopher at the Field Museum in Chicago.)

Chubbler by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

Slutmonster 

This chick is an all-out flithy skank. One could definitely score a rim job off this little number. Good for a quick game of hide the salami as long as you double wrap it.

Horn: "Oh man, that chick looks like she would totally let me donkey punch her... what a slutmonster!"

Slutmonster by Red Freeman August 28, 2004