Definitions by Red Dog Randall

alkaphew 

The distinctive odor of the morning defication after a heavy night of drinking. It has a sweet / sour smell

OMG my alkapoo is alkaphew

alkaphew by Red Dog Randall January 3, 2012

Alkapoo 

The morning defication after a heavy night of drinking that has a distinctive odor of sweet and sour

OMG i just dropped a gnar stinky alkapoo!

Alkapoo by Red Dog Randall January 3, 2012

gutterbum 

A homeless alcholic whose primary residence is the space between the street and the sidewalk.

That old tooth less vagabond is a total Gutterbum

gutterbum by Red Dog Randall May 10, 2011