Dumpsworth

A unit of power equivalent to the amount of energy needed to run your phone as you take a shit.

Me: Bartender...can you charge my phone?
Bartender: We do not usually let customers use the one charger we have
Me: It will only take a second. I only need a Dumpsworth.
Bartender: Giddyup, my man.

by Red Apple Inn June 17, 2020