GDI

A person that cares more about quality than quantity. Someone that knows there has maybe been one or two "cool" people that have actually stayed in fraternities and graduated, and that the "lists" fraternities and sororities come up with are just composed of people that wised up and eventually dropped out. Elvis was an honorary member of a frat for a day, and Willie Nelson never graduated nor did Drew Carey. The title "God damn independent" is a badge cool people would wear with pride you fucking idiots.

People that never decided to become a frat faggot:

1. Jimi Hendrix
2. Bob Dylan
3. Anyone legend in the history of rock and fucking roll

The label is given by the most insecure of scum, not realizing that the actual cool people are touring the nation and getting laid by dime pieces every night.

Frat Faggot: "We'll never tour the nation in a band, be well respected artists, or have an ounce of credibility to anyone besides our butthole brothers!"

Sorority Sister: "Yeah! Jimi Hendrix was so unpopular and uncool! What a fucking piece of shit!"

Frat Faggot: "Yeah, and the entire rock and roll hall of fame list is full of those god damn independents too! When will they ever be as cool as us????"

Sorority Sister: "..."

Frat Faggot: "..."

Sorority Sister: "I'm gonna go book a band composed of people that spent their lives shunning people like us. They will get paid fat and have free drinks knowing we are pieces of shit. I may also black out and get fucked by all of them."

Frat Faggot: "Is it too late to be a GDI?"

by Realllittttyyy February 01, 2011