Ray Newman's definitions

tetrahipankyswanz

Excessively fancy and overwrought. Oozing with newness. Used particularly in technological contexts.

D00d, why did you buy the tetrahipankyswanz DIMMS when the generic ones would have worked fine?

by Ray Newman May 9, 2006

carbque

A flaming vehicle on the side of the road.

Some guy overheated his van on I-39 this afternoon, and the thing ended up catching on fire. What a huge carbeque! Traffic was backed up for miles...

by Ray Newman July 6, 2005