Ray Finkle's definitions

Footie

An abbreviation of the word Football (Association Football). Most commonly used by the British.

Commoner - Good day Governor. Will you be present at the "Footie" match on saturday?

Governor - Pip pip, rather.

by Ray Finkle August 9, 2006

Assante

Hottest of all male species. Generous, kind and ruggedly handsome with luscious blonde flowing hair. Assante has piercing blue eyes and chiseled features with a strong and perfect male genitalia.

He is an absolutely perfect specimen, he must be an Assante.

by Ray Finkle November 22, 2021

Footballer

One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football).

Hey, have you seen that new kid from England?

No, but i hear he is quite the Footballer.

by Ray Finkle August 9, 2006

Assante

Hottest of all male species. Generous, kind and ruggedly handsome with luscious blonde flowing hair. Assante has piercing blue eyes and chiseled features with a strong and perfect male genitalia.

He is an absolutely perfect specimen, he must be an Assante.

by Ray Finkle November 22, 2021