Ratched, RN's definitions

Emotional support animal

A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.

Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!

by Ratched, RN March 17, 2022

Woke

Someone who compensates for being wealthy, successful and privileged by being a morally superior racist.

What's the difference between being conservative Christian and being woke?
Conservative Christians know they're practicing a religion.

by Ratched, RN October 1, 2022

Rehoming fee

The price that someone who is incapable of taking care of their pet sells it for on Craigslist.

Free super sweet adorable 2 year old puppy. Vet says she's part morkie part cane corso and part aussiedoodle. Free to good home, $100 rehoming fee. I have to find her a new home because I live in an apartment and can barely think five minutes ahead and I can't even take care of myself.

by Ratched, RN August 23, 2021