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The pretentious way of referring to one who plays the flute. Most often used by Karens and people who introduce themselves as "Dr. So-and-so".
"I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.
by Ratched, RN November 21, 2021
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Someone who compensates for being wealthy, successful and privileged by being a morally superior racist.
What's the difference between being conservative Christian and being woke?
Conservative Christians know they're practicing a religion.
by Ratched, RN October 1, 2022
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A track suit that is worn as if it is "dressy". Traditionally the trackcedo is donned with sneakers, a big gold chain, an overly large watch, sparce facial hair, and a pint of whatever cologne it is that you smell in dirty convenience stores on Friday and Saturday evenings, and at bus stops during the rest of the week.
I thought I'd try dating a Eastern European/Middle Eastern/Spanish/Baltic/Indian/New York/New Jersey/Philly/DJ/straight/short/whatever guy, but when he showed up at my door in a trackcedo I knew it wasn't going to work out.
by Ratched, RN October 3, 2022
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