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Definitions by Ratched, RN

food insecure 

Liberal code language for "the lower class".
On-the-scene-reporter #1- "This is just one of seven food lines in greater Los Angeles, all of which are literally the only thing standing between the hunger of thousands of food insecure persons and the McDonalds that they were driving to."

On-the-scene-reporter #2- "That's right Lauren, and as we can see by the size of this line of Escalades and BMWs lined up to go through the window to receive their life-saving sustenance for the minute that there are dozens, maybe even hundreds of hungry, food-insecure people right here in this very neighborhood."

On-the-scene-reporter #1- "Mmmm. They do look hungry, Bob."
food insecure by Ratched, RN September 22, 2019

comfort animal 

An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.
Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?

It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?

Ha-ha very funny.
comfort animal by Ratched, RN September 12, 2019
A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.
When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.
news by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019