2 definitions by Ratatoullie
When you inject an IV Bag filled with diarrhea through your penis hole to brutally infect your urinary tract. This is also considered a cure for Cell Phone Anus Cancer.
When taking UTI 2.0, side effects may involve bleeding and/or painful urination, abdominal discomfort, kidney failure, muscle deterioration, high fever, gangrene, AIDS, testicular imbalance, pointy nipple cancer, rectal ejaculation, or talking scrotum syndrome. If you experience any one of these symptoms, take another UTI 2.0 to make your symptoms worse.
by Ratatoullie June 30, 2017
Boyfriend: I slept well last night because it was warm, but it smelt like fish.
Girlfriend: Oh! I suppose you like my fish blanket!
Girlfriend: Oh! I suppose you like my fish blanket!
by Ratatoullie December 5, 2015