Rat Dawg PhD's definitions

tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016

dike slap

When a bull dike thinks she really is a man and steps up to one. The real man slaps the dog shit out of her. This reminds the dike she is really just a female and not a man.

Wow! do you see that lesbo get dike slapped? Yeah I did, she was crying like the little girl she is.

by Rat Dawg PhD March 14, 2016