Raquel de la Roche's definitions
A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.
Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.
by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025
Get the Face Hemorrhoidmug. A blend of "empathy" and "thief," describing someone who hijacks others' emotions, particularly sadness, claiming them as their own and then demanding comfort from the original sufferer. This emotional greed manifests as an intrusive takeover of feelings, where the Empathief insists "all my feelings are mine, and all of your feelings are mine too," leaving the true victim drained and obligated to console them.
"When I told Lisa about my breakup, she turned Empathief, sobbing louder than me and expecting me to comfort her through my own pain."
by Raquel de la Roche August 18, 2025
Get the Empathiefmug. Someone who shows no emotional response to anything, no matter how poignant or stirring. They’re either so repressed that nothing gets through their emotional firewall, or so disconnected from their feelings that even a child’s laugh, a heartfelt poem, a soulful song, or a breathtaking view leaves them completely unmoved. Picture a human equivalent of a flatline on an emotional EKG—zero reaction, just a blank stare.
"I played her my favorite song, the one that makes everyone cry, and she just shrugged—total Emotional Flatliner."
by Raquel de la Roche August 5, 2025
Get the Emotional Flatlinermug. A stubborn individual who denies human impact on Earth, from climate change denial to defending unsustainable meat consumption habits. Often associated with rejecting science, poor education, and an unwillingness to learn or adapt to new information.
The meateaterologist scoffed at the climate change conference, insisting that his daily steak habit and distrust of science had no impact on the planet.
by Raquel de la Roche July 9, 2025
Get the Meateaterologistmug. A unique species of hubris embodied by President Epstein, characterized by delusions and paranoid fantasies that not only collapse his reputation and stature but also destroy a great democracy, threaten to bankrupt it, demoralize citizens, isolate it, and leave the US a laughingstock.
President Epstein's huuubris led him to make reckless decisions, ignoring warnings and plunging the nation into chaos while the world watched in disbelief.
by Raquel de la Roche August 14, 2025
Get the Huuubrismug. A noun etymologically derived from "orphaned" (abandoned) and "fornication" (implying betrayal and being f-ed over), describing the deliberate neglect and abandonment of society's most vulnerable by systems meant to protect them, resulting in their marginalization, deprivation, and eradication.
The orfornication of indigenous communities by neglectful policies led to their marginalization, deprivation, and near eradication.
by Raquel de la Roche July 31, 2025
Get the Orfornicationmug. A blend of "MAGA" and "regrets," describing the disillusionment of MAGA voters who realize their interests are not represented by the Trump Administration's policies or actions.
After the new tax policies hit his small business hard and loved ones lost Medicaid and SNAP benefits, he was full of MAGrets for supporting the administration.
by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025
Get the MAGretsmug.