1 definition by Raphael Rincone
A state of constant procrastination.
Anyone (typically an employee) who takes excessive liberties within an organization with limited supervision and zero accountability. The LP will take extended lunches and numerous breaks at inopportune/inappropriate times throughout the day.
When tired, the LP leaves early even if there is work to be done, claiming the "work can wait 'till Monday."
When awake, the LP masters the art of the 3:45pm-4:10 break period only to leave at 4:20 when the work day clearly ends at 5. Other times, the LP will not show up to work at all often with no prior warning by choosing to 'work from home.'
To the LP, 'working from home' includes oil changes, hair appointments, concerts, moving out and trips to the zoo.
Anyone (typically an employee) who takes excessive liberties within an organization with limited supervision and zero accountability. The LP will take extended lunches and numerous breaks at inopportune/inappropriate times throughout the day.
When tired, the LP leaves early even if there is work to be done, claiming the "work can wait 'till Monday."
When awake, the LP masters the art of the 3:45pm-4:10 break period only to leave at 4:20 when the work day clearly ends at 5. Other times, the LP will not show up to work at all often with no prior warning by choosing to 'work from home.'
To the LP, 'working from home' includes oil changes, hair appointments, concerts, moving out and trips to the zoo.
"Dude, I should have pulled an LP and gone to the Green Day concert today"
"Looks like its going to be an LP week!"
"Looks like its going to be an LP week!"
by Raphael Rincone October 27, 2005