Definitions by Randy Moss

the ick

A newly discovered, yet very uncommon sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: a thin film around affected area, swelling of the ears and feet, and an overwhelming feeling of shame.

Curtis contracted the ick last year.

the ick by Randy Moss January 19, 2005

mamajigs 

An extremely obese woman. Usually in tight attire.

Look at that mamajigs, she's a fat motherfucker.

mamajigs by Randy Moss September 10, 2004