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smeggums 

wordGod/word, or Great One

You are almost a Smeggums. yep, you are THAT DAMN GOOD

smeggums by Random guy April 9, 2003

jelly doughnut 

the act of ejaculating onto the face of a woman after oral sex and then proceeding to punch her nose for the desired result of cum and blood on her face, and she finds it erotic. (note: the term "jelly doughnut" is derived from the combination of cum and blood resembling a freshly bitten jelly doughnut.)

Things really started to heat up when she told me to give her a jelly doughnut.

jelly doughnut by random guy February 19, 2003