Definitions by RandalllFlagg

fartcough 

When you accidentally fart and cough at the same time.

KC Fartcoughed yesterday, then giggled for a half hour.

fartcough by randalllflagg January 26, 2014

glue dick 

A condition that occurs to males, usually after a night of sex. The male goes into the bathroom to urinate, and a paste almost clogs his urethra. The result is not one, but two (or more) streams are released. One hits the toilet seat, one runs down the male's leg, and one hits the cat. The toilet water is never touched.

I had to shower and change my pants because glue dick sprayed all over the bathroom again!

glue dick by randalllflagg September 1, 2013