Definitions by Ramsey Nehemiah

Touchdown

The act of taking a shit and jacking off with orgasm happening at the same time as the shit hits the toilet.

I just scored a touchdown in the bathroom.

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The act of dumping and nutting in someones mouth at the same time.

Trey: What did you do last night?
Alex: I played in the super bowl with your mother.

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