2 definitions by Ralph Seal Fan

Selkied

When a grown adult male seal clubs a human infant and wears its skin.

Did you hear about emile? Yeah his baby got selkied hard the other day. One day we'll have our revenge.

by Ralph Seal Fan February 2, 2021

Slipping a hotdog into your buddies anus while he is asleep

Did you hear about the epic frankenweenie we pulled on Brandon last night? He screamed like a little girl when he woke up.

by Ralph Seal Fan June 22, 2022