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Frankenweenie

Slipping a hotdog into your buddies anus while he is asleep

Did you hear about the epic frankenweenie we pulled on Brandon last night? He screamed like a little girl when he woke up.

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When a grown adult male seal clubs a human infant and wears its skin.

Did you hear about emile? Yeah his baby got selkied hard the other day. One day we'll have our revenge.

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