Ralph Maloy's definitions

Damn nature you scary

Expression of fear and awe at the wonderment of the animal kingdom.

Look at that cheetah go...Damn nature you scary!

by Ralph Maloy January 15, 2009

hbta

Stands for "how 'bout them apples?"

I just whipped yer ass and fucked yer mother. HBTA.

by Ralph Maloy April 10, 2009

Golden Rectum

A rectum capable of eating chipotle without blood.

I don't have to use chipotleaway, I have a golden rectum.

by Ralph Maloy October 19, 2009