Definitions by Ralph Gagliardi

Hoopan 

A dick weed that talks about someones mamma a lot preferably related to sex.

Matt Crowley is a fucking hoopan.

Hoopan by Ralph Gagliardi March 10, 2005

Ralph 

The Best Soccer, Calcio Futbol Futebol player in the world!

Man did u see that kid hes a Ralph!

Ralph by Ralph Gagliardi February 28, 2005

Ralph Gagliardi 

Meaning the most Sexiest being ever! the best sex god ever! with a huge penis!

man that boy over there is such a Ralph Gagliardi!....

Ralph Gagliardi by Ralph Gagliardi February 28, 2005