Ralph Davidson's definitions

Bum Commander

A male supervisor in the work place who likes to look at mens bums.

oh look there's the Bum Commander checking out Brian and Vinnys arses again!

by Ralph Davidson July 16, 2020

hof chewer

Part of a house brick

Chris threw a cracker of a hof chewer through a window.
Gerry got his head split open by a hof chewer at the football

by Ralph Davidson May 22, 2023

roast rape

Being verbally roasted by a group of friends

Chris made a fool of himself by putting crayons up his nose so we all roast raped him.

by Ralph Davidson January 8, 2020