Bauerle

To speak directly from one's ass instead of taking the time to pass thought through the mind to the vocal chords and create proper speech.

William really pulled a bauerle after he chased a philly cheese steak with a slug of whiskey.

by Ralph Bucki Chinups October 10, 2011

HLIBFI

Hold Laugh In Blow Fart Instead

LOL set the standard but what happens when something isn't funny and you need an alternative? Simple answer HLIBFI - Hold that laugh in and blow a fart instead.

by Ralph Bucki Chinups July 12, 2024