ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves

Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022

got a few inches on you and i’m taller

The way to tell a short person you have a bigger trouser snake than them

Let me get that as I have I’ve got a few inches on you and I’m taller

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 28, 2022