Definitions by RadioRay

channel surfing 

The act of changing TV channels without finding a channel to stop on. Pressing the up or down button on the TV remote control while hoping to find something worth watching. This involuntary muscle reaction is triggered by the commercial. Sometimes the act of channel surfing becomes entertainment in and of itself. From the concept of a spending time doing tricks on a board shaped device. For males of the species, it is possible simultaneously watch two or three programs and still follow the weak attempt at a plot.

Q: What are you watching?
A: Nada dude, just channel surfing.

channel surfing by RadioRay September 24, 2005

jageryawn

An unwelcome side effect of drinking too many shots in a bar. Usually without warning, the victim will open his or her mouth as if to yawn or belch, but instead shoots out a stream of dark brown fluid that smells much like licorice or cough medicine.

Everyone was having a blast at the bar until Maria had a jageryawn.

jageryawn by RadioRay June 5, 2005