Definitions by Rachel Hastings

New Port Richey 

New Port Richey is a suburban city in Florida, north of Tampa and south of Orlando. It holds the world record for more elderly people per square mile than any other city in the United States, most of which are from New York state. For one to live there is like dancing to no music.

We were looking for a nice place to live, but instead we found New Port Richey.

New Port Richey by Rachel Hastings December 30, 2003