MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

WAHINEOUS

Slang word to describe a heinous looking Maori woman.
A combination of the word wahine and heinous.

OI brov looks like that WAHINEOUS didn't just fall through the ugly tree , I think she was beaten by every branch!

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Jellyfish Rinse

The art of sterilising the inside of a woman's vagina or anus via urinating whilst having sexual intercourse.

Come here you sick looking bitch it's time for a jellyfish rinse!

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS March 17, 2020

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021