Guy A: My girlfriend broke up with me today.
Guy B: Why?
Guy A: She said I acted too much like Edward Cullen.
Guy B: ...What, did you stalk her?
Guy A: ...Yeah..
Guy B: Dude, total FEF!
Guy B: Why?
Guy A: She said I acted too much like Edward Cullen.
Guy B: ...What, did you stalk her?
Guy A: ...Yeah..
Guy B: Dude, total FEF!
by RRRORRR July 18, 2011