A totally legit condition where people watch so much *Love Island* that they start talking like they’re on the show. Symptoms include saying “grafting” instead of flirting, thinking sunburn is a personality trait, and believing life decisions should be made in a hot tub.
*“Ever since Jenny got loveislandaneese, she’s been calling her kitchen the ‘villa’ and asking her cat if it wants to couple up.”*
by R.NPink August 19, 2024