Definitions by R. Cockmaster Mallory & B.B.C.
Porkshoe
Taking a kielbasa sausage and folding it into a "horseshoe" shape. This is then administered as a sex toy for double penetration.
I Porkshoe my wife 3 times a day... and then we eat it after her cleaveland steamer on the kitchen counter with a touch of Houdini to round out the aesthetics.
You're a sick sick man... it's a beautiful thing.
You're a sick sick man... it's a beautiful thing.
Porkshoe by R. Cockmaster Mallory & B.B.C. May 26, 2010