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Definitions by R Fizzle

Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!
Root Beer Float by R Fizzle November 16, 2025
Brain gut. The lumps or rolls of fat on the back of a person's neck. Looks like a gut or a belly coming off of the brain.
Look at that guys neck! Its like his brain isn't getting enough exercise. That's a brain-gut. A Brut.
Brut by R Fizzle October 30, 2018